"Uh. No? Why?"
"Because it's gone."
"Oh for fucks sake...."
... I call the police, they verify it's not been towed. Buh bye nice flatbed $4,000 self-tilting trailer. It was parked on the street with other trailers and boats and I was informed this was a very low crime area.
I guess not.
So .. we wait for the cops to show up and file a report.
Merry Fucking Christmas.
If it doesn't show up, I'm pulling the plug on any hospitable thoughts I once had on the human race. It can go to hell for all I care. In fact I'll help it along it's journey.