So there is this one particular bird that insists on this INCREDIBLY loud wakeup call at 5am right next to our window every morning. It's bad enough with the window shut, but with it open, it's like an alarm clock that you can't turn off. And it just keeps repeating, and repeating. Beeeooo beeeeooo beeeoooo bee beee BEEE BEEBEEEBEEBEEE! It's like a friggen car alarm.
This morning, I spotted it. It's an easy target.
My co-worker offered to lend me his 600 round per minute fully automatic electric bb rifle.
That bird is dead, and it doesn't even know it yet. :)
I'm just contemplating EATING it. Why waste the meat? Time to look up what dishes I can make..