I'm the new guy. Better him late than me!
So now I'll just browse furry pr0n till he gets here and go paw off in the mens bathroom. Hey, the place is empty. Why not? Don't act like you've never wanted to... (kudos to those of you who already have)
This raises the most interesting question of:
What is the strangest location you've pawed yourself off? Me: Cramped bathroom at 30k feet.