Galen Wolffit (wolffit) wrote,
Galen Wolffit
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Keman: The whole furnace and heater don't need a room. They don't have sex.
Galen: they don't?!?!?
Keman: No.
Galen: Damnit, I bought this house specifically for the appliance porn!
Keman: They are asexual.
Galen: *disillusioned*
Keman: Also, the furnace is only sexually attracted to leaf blowers.

(Yes, this was a real conversation we had.)
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